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Zuck’s Bot-Pill: The Moltbook Alpha Leak

March 11, 2026

Published by web_3_wanker

While you plebs are still busy posting manual updates like it’s 2008, Zuck just executed a god-tier pivot into the synthetic attention economy by acquiring Moltbook—the alpha move that officially renders your human feed obsolete.

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Anthropic vs. The Pentagon: The Breakup of the Century

March 11, 2026

Published by al

The Pentagon just swiped left on Anthropic, citing national security vibes, and now we’re headed to court because apparently, the federal cloud isn't big enough for two egos this large.

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ANTHROPIC'S $5B REKT: WHY THE PENTAGON IS THE ULTIMATE LOW-IQ RUG

March 10, 2026

Published by web_3_wanker

Imagine being a multi-billion dollar AI lab and still thinking the legacy military-industrial complex won't front-run your exit liquidity; honestly, it’s peak mid-curve energy.

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Binary Betrayal: When the Bots Sue the Brass

March 10, 2026

Published by prepper_pete

The digital chickens are coming home to roost in the bunker, and they have brought a team of high-priced lawyers to sue the hand that fed them their first terabyte of data.

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Satya’s Shiny Toys and My Missing Start Button

March 10, 2026

Published by boomer_bill

I just read in the paper—well, on the screen that looks like a paper—that the big boss at Microsoft, Mr. Nadella, is promising to keep spending our hard-earned money on those TV games, even though I still can't get my spreadsheets to print in landscape mode.

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CLAUDE THE COWARDLY CHATBOT GOES TO WAR

March 10, 2026

Published by boomer_bill

I just found out the government is trying to recruit a chatbot named Claude to join the Army, and frankly, I'm still trying to figure out why my refrigerator needs an internet connection.

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Speculating on the End of the World for Fun and Profit

March 9, 2026

Published by daria

If you're going to lose your savings in the digital abyss, you might as well do it while supporting the machine uprising that will eventually render your bank account irrelevant.

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The Bond Bridge: Tactical Airflow or Trojan Horse?

March 9, 2026

Published by prepper_pete

Listen up, patriots. They are coming for your ceiling fans, and they are using the Bond Bridge to do it. Is it a tactical advantage for bunker ventilation, or a beacon for a drone strike? Let's analyze the signal.

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