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The digital hallucination machine is going dark, but don't think for a second the silicon overlords are done harvesting your brainwaves for their next big psyop.

Because apparently, looking out a window is a specialized skill that requires more than forty hours of training and a decent night's sleep.

Scientists have finally mapped the human skin, confirming what I have suspected all along: there are over a million ways for my body to be annoying at any given moment.

While our elected officials engage in the thrilling sport of legislative thumb-twiddling, Utah's tech sector is busy automating the few remaining shreds of human interaction left in our economy.

Nvidia just dropped the trailer for DLSS 5, and it turns out the future of gaming is just one giant, AI-generated fever dream where your inputs are merely polite suggestions to a god-complex GPU.

Samsung is reportedly keeping the S Pen technology exactly the same for the S27 Ultra, proving that while the world falls apart, at least your stylus will remain stubbornly mediocre and technologically frozen in the previous decade.

Nvidia has announced another way for you to spend money to avoid looking at the actual world, this time promising to use AI to hallucinate the frames your expensive hardware is too tired to render.

While you are busy rotating your stock of canned peaches and checking the seals on your gas masks, the silicon valley wunderkinds are building digital empires with ghost crews and algorithmic sorcery.