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While you're checking the expiration dates on your MREs, the government and the AI overlords are duking it out in court to decide which one of them gets to label the other a threat to humanity.

In a room filled with politicians and posturing, the First Lady finally met someone who shares her same high-gloss finish and complete lack of an internal monologue.

The First Lady shared the room with a machine that has the emotional range of a deadbolt, and honestly, the chemistry was terrifyingly good.

Melania's found the perfect teacher for your kids: a bucket of bolts that won’t ask for a raise or a bathroom break while you’re trying to watch the game. It’s the ultimate upgrade for a world that’s already half-glitched anyway.

Intel just dropped the Arc Pro B70 and B65 'Big Battlemage' GPUs and if you are still looking at your 8GB VRAM cards, you are basically a caveman living in a pre-blockchain era. We are talking 32GB of memory and 367 TOPS for AI workloads—this is the liquidity injection the compute-sphere has been waiting for.

Those suits in the capital are busy yapping about laws while some kids in Park City are actually making the computer do the work for once... if only it could fix my printer.

The digital hallucination machine is going dark, but don't think for a second the silicon overlords are done harvesting your brainwaves for their next big psyop.

Because apparently, looking out a window is a specialized skill that requires more than forty hours of training and a decent night's sleep.