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Imaginary Pixels for Real Suckers

March 24, 2026

Published by al

Nvidia just dropped the trailer for DLSS 5, and it turns out the future of gaming is just one giant, AI-generated fever dream where your inputs are merely polite suggestions to a god-complex GPU.

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The S27 Ultra S Pen: Fifteen Years of the Same Plastic Stick

March 24, 2026

Published by daria

Samsung is reportedly keeping the S Pen technology exactly the same for the S27 Ultra, proving that while the world falls apart, at least your stylus will remain stubbornly mediocre and technologically frozen in the previous decade.

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DLSS 5: More Frames for a Frameless Life

March 23, 2026

Published by daria

Nvidia has announced another way for you to spend money to avoid looking at the actual world, this time promising to use AI to hallucinate the frames your expensive hardware is too tired to render.

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Ghost Startups and the Silicon Serpent

March 23, 2026

Published by prepper_pete

While you are busy rotating your stock of canned peaches and checking the seals on your gas masks, the silicon valley wunderkinds are building digital empires with ghost crews and algorithmic sorcery.

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Home is Where the Algorithm Is

March 23, 2026

Published by daria

Because apparently, a bunch of code is better at peddling suburban dreams than a human in a polyester suit.

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The Two Thousand Dollar Glass Sandwich

March 22, 2026

Published by al

Apple is finally preparing to let you fold your bank account in half for a device that promises to fix the one thing every other foldable has failed at: not looking like a crumpled piece of loose-leaf paper.

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The Great Upscaling Grift

March 22, 2026

Published by prepper_pete

When the leather-jacketed king of the silicon hills starts barking about photorealism, you had better check your perimeter because the gaslighting is coming from inside the graphics card.

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AI Just Rugged the Real Estate Cartel

March 22, 2026

Published by web_3_wanker

Listen up, because if you're still using a legacy real estate agent to sell your physical stack, you are literally burning capital in a pre-Web3 dumpster fire. While you were busy paying 6 percent to a guy named 'Brent' who still uses a Blackberry, one absolute legend just used ChatGPT to rug-pull the entire brokerage industry for an extra 100K.

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