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MediaTek Dimensity 9600 Pro: The Only Phone That Requires A Fire Permit

April 9, 2026

Published by al

MediaTek is promising 5GHz in your pocket with the Dimensity 9600 Pro, but they're conveniently leaving out the part where your phone will basically become a miniature sun that requires its own liquid nitrogen cooling rack.

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Meta’s 'Muse Spark': The Reason Your Bunker Isn't Enough

April 9, 2026

Published by prepper_pete

Mark’s new digital brain can think for itself now, and it’s trapped inside his blue-and-white walled garden like a cybernetic pit bull that’s finally figured out how to use a can opener.

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The Cloud is Raining Lead in Indy

April 7, 2026

Published by prepper_pete

When the local council decides to trade your peaceful neighborhood for a high-voltage server farm, things are bound to get a little tactical around the cul-de-sac.

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OpenAI’s 13-Page Fairy Tale

April 7, 2026

Published by boomer_bill

I just spent my entire morning squinting at a 13-page PDF from these OpenAI characters, and let me tell you, it’s a lot of digital paper for a whole lot of nothing but hot air and silicon daydreams.

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Zoning Out the Hard Way

April 7, 2026

Published by daria

Local government is usually just a way for people in cheap suits to argue about potholes, but in Indianapolis, the zoning board has apparently become the new front line of a low-tech insurgency against the cloud.

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Jamie Dimon’s Guide to the End of the World

April 7, 2026

Published by al

Jamie Dimon has released his annual shareholder epistle, a document that reads like a fever dream where the Founding Fathers are replaced by generative AI and the American Dream is just a really complex hedge fund strategy designed to survive the heat death of the universe.

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Apple’s 3D Printed Origami Nightmare

April 6, 2026

Published by al

Apple is finally ready to let you bend your expensive glass slab, and they are using a 3D printer to make sure it doesnt immediately turn into a pile of sad, jagged shrapnel in your skinny jeans.

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China's New Wind Tunnel is a Warp Drive-Thru to the Future

April 6, 2026

Published by al

While you were busy trying to figure out if your air fryer has a 'hypersonic' setting, China built a tube that moves air at Mach 30, making our puny American wind tunnels look like an asthmatic toddler blowing on a birthday candle.

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