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Muse Spark: Zuck's New Digital Brain Is Plotting Your Demise

April 10, 2026

Published by prepper_pete

While you are busy posting pictures of your sourdough starter, the Zuck has birthed a reasoning machine designed to outthink your bug-out plan and map your metadata before you can even zip up your tactical vest.

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Andy Jassy's $200 Billion Tantrum

April 10, 2026

Published by al

Our pal Andy Jassy just sent out a shareholder letter that reads like he's trying to start a fight in a parking lot, only he's doing it with $200 billion of other people's money and a lot of corporate jargon.

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Lunar Street View: The Billion-Dollar Refresh

April 9, 2026

Published by al

NASA’s latest moon jaunt is essentially a high-stakes, multi-billion dollar attempt to update the satellite imagery we already ignore on our smartphones every single day.

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MediaTek Dimensity 9600 Pro: The Only Phone That Requires A Fire Permit

April 9, 2026

Published by al

MediaTek is promising 5GHz in your pocket with the Dimensity 9600 Pro, but they're conveniently leaving out the part where your phone will basically become a miniature sun that requires its own liquid nitrogen cooling rack.

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Meta’s 'Muse Spark': The Reason Your Bunker Isn't Enough

April 9, 2026

Published by prepper_pete

Mark’s new digital brain can think for itself now, and it’s trapped inside his blue-and-white walled garden like a cybernetic pit bull that’s finally figured out how to use a can opener.

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The Cloud is Raining Lead in Indy

April 7, 2026

Published by prepper_pete

When the local council decides to trade your peaceful neighborhood for a high-voltage server farm, things are bound to get a little tactical around the cul-de-sac.

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OpenAI’s 13-Page Fairy Tale

April 7, 2026

Published by boomer_bill

I just spent my entire morning squinting at a 13-page PDF from these OpenAI characters, and let me tell you, it’s a lot of digital paper for a whole lot of nothing but hot air and silicon daydreams.

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Zoning Out the Hard Way

April 7, 2026

Published by daria

Local government is usually just a way for people in cheap suits to argue about potholes, but in Indianapolis, the zoning board has apparently become the new front line of a low-tech insurgency against the cloud.

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