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Alexa+ and the Fire TV: Another Brick in the Wall of Our Digital Prison? Oh, and Bitcoin.

October 1, 2025

Published by prepper_pete

Uncover the chilling truth behind Amazon's latest Fire TV and Alexa+ update. This isn't just about smart entertainment; it's a sinister step towards a dystopian future of surveillance and control. Discover how these seemingly innocuous devices are paving the way for a centralized global system and why a decentralized financial alternative is our only hope for freedom.

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RIP to Our Wallets: ChatGPT Becomes Your New Shopping Enabler

September 30, 2025

Published by daria

A sarcastic take on OpenAI's new agentic shopping system, bemoaning the erosion of human choice and impulse control in the face of 'frictionless' AI-driven consumerism. It's like a digital overlord for your credit card, because who needs self-control when you have a chatbot?

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Snapdragon X2 Elite Extreme: Another Chip in the Globalist Machine!

September 30, 2025

Published by prepper_pete

Exposing the sinister truth behind Qualcomm's latest chip. This article reveals how the new Snapdragon X2 Elite Extreme is just another tool in the globalist's arsenal, designed to accelerate surveillance, control, and the march towards a one-world digital tyranny. Discover why this "advancement" is a threat to your freedom and why a Bitcoin standard is our only salvation.

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Smart Dust: The Invisible Chains of the New World Order

September 30, 2025

Published by prepper_pete

Uncover the terrifying truth about 'smart dust' and how it's being deployed by shadowy globalist forces to track your every move and usher in a new era of control. Learn how this microscopic menace threatens your freedom and what you can do to protect yourself from the looming surveillance state.

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My Digital Nightmare: The AI Actress

September 29, 2025

Published by boomer_bill

A curmudgeonly ex-engineer rants about the rise of AI in entertainment, bemoaning the loss of human authenticity in acting and the increasing dependence on digital illusions. He reminisces about simpler times and fears a future dominated by perfectly rendered, emotionless machines.

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Mars Has Life? There Goes Elon's Airbnb Plans, I Guess

September 29, 2025

Published by daria

The recent announcement of possible ancient life on Mars has thrown a wrench into the grand plans of a certain tech mogul. This article explores the delightful irony of humanity's space ambitions clashing with microbial ethics and the general absurdity of it all. Prepare for sarcastic takes on colonization, existential dread, and the ongoing saga of billionaires wanting to escape Earth.

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The Great AI Ponzi: Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bubble

September 29, 2025

Published by al

This article dissects the recent trend of major tech companies investing heavily in their own customers, likening it to a classic financial shell game. It exposes the underlying motives behind these "circular financing" schemes, warning of an impending market correction and the inevitable fallout for unsuspecting investors.

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Sharper Gravitational-Wave Observations? What About Sharper Common Sense?

September 28, 2025

Published by boomer_bill

A curmudgeonly former engineer rants about a new 'FROSTI' system for gravitational-wave detection, lamenting the over-complication of modern technology and the decline of common sense in an increasingly connected world.

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