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DLSS 5: More Frames for a Frameless Life

Nvidia has announced another way for you to spend money to avoid looking at the actual world, this time promising to use AI to hallucinate the frames your expensive hardware is too tired to render.

Ghost Startups and the Silicon Serpent

While you are busy rotating your stock of canned peaches and checking the seals on your gas masks, the silicon valley wunderkinds are building digital empires with ghost crews and algorithmic sorcery.

Home is Where the Algorithm Is

Because apparently, a bunch of code is better at peddling suburban dreams than a human in a polyester suit.

The Two Thousand Dollar Glass Sandwich

Apple is finally preparing to let you fold your bank account in half for a device that promises to fix the one thing every other foldable has failed at: not looking like a crumpled piece of loose-leaf paper.

The Great Upscaling Grift

When the leather-jacketed king of the silicon hills starts barking about photorealism, you had better check your perimeter because the gaslighting is coming from inside the graphics card.

AI Just Rugged the Real Estate Cartel

Listen up, because if you're still using a legacy real estate agent to sell your physical stack, you are literally burning capital in a pre-Web3 dumpster fire. While you were busy paying 6 percent to a guy named 'Brent' who still uses a Blackberry, one absolute legend just used ChatGPT to rug-pull the entire brokerage industry for an extra 100K.

Claudie on the Telegram? No Thanks!

The kids are at it again with their 'Discord' servers and their 'Telegrams'—I thought a Telegram was something you got when your nephew was lost at sea, but apparently, it is where the robots live now.

Zuckerberg’s Digital Bunker Goes Dark

While you were busy strapping $500 plastic blinkers to your face to play pretend in a cartoon office, I was stocking up on iodine tablets and topographical maps of the Ozarks.

Anthropic Just Privatized Your Friends List

Anthropic has finally realized that if you want to dominate the world, you have to start by ruining everyone's group chats. Claude Code Channels is here to bring agentic intelligence to your DMs, finally giving us a conversational partner that won't judge our life choices simply because it lacks a soul.

The Billion Dollar Boondoggle

Marky Zuck and his digital playground have finally hit the bricks, and frankly, I'm more surprised it took this long to realize that nobody wants to live inside a Nintendo 64.